Son in Law Mkvie Funny Scenes

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• Crawl : Hey, you'll be happy to know that as soon as you left, I popped your daughter's trunk!

  Walter : Oh, shit.

• Crawl : Chickens You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?

• Zack : Maybe now's a good time to talk about the rules in my room.

  Crawl : Rules?

  Zack : Rule number 1: Don't touch anything.

  Crawl : And what's rule number 2?

  Zack : There's only one rule. Don't touch anything!

• Crawl : Have you ever heard of the tooth fairy?

  Zack : No.

  Crawl : I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you.

• Rebecca Warner : No! Travis you just get out.

  Travis : You can't talk to me like that.

  Crawl : No, but I can.

  [elbows Travis in the stomach, then punches him in the face, making him fall to the ground]

  Crawl : Majored in karate for two semesters.

• Crawl : Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on.

• Crawl : Where are you from?

  Becca : South Dakota

  Crawl : Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Right across the hallway. Hallelujah. So you're inbred?

  Becca : What?

  Crawl : You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother.

• Zack : Why do they call you Crawl?

  Crawl : Because that's how I used to get home my freshmen year.

• Crawl : My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?

• Crawl : You have got charisma!

  Becca : What's that?

  [referring to the tool in Crawl's hand]

  Crawl : It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.

• Walter : Well, now that that's all settled, I think my future son-in-law should carve the turkey.

  Rebecca Warner : Oh well you see, that's not necessary, because Crawl and I were never.

  Crawl : Sure about the wedding date. So we'll just give it some time and see how things go.

  Walter : Oh that's a hell of an idea. Hell of an idea!

• Crawl : [sees Walter Sr. widdling on the porch] Oh, my God, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you?

• Becca : [crawl coming out of the dressing room at the store] What are you wearing?

  Crawl : Cheek-chillers, you likes?

  Becca : I hates.

• Crawl : [to Becca during the Halloween party] Let me guess miss your mom dad, brother, dog, boyfriend. practically everything you can think of back home. Am I right?

• Crawl : [to Travis] You're too late. Yeah, a couple weeks ago at school I already asked Bec to marry me.

• Crawl : Going into European Studies, buddy.

  Crawl : I mean, cruising around Europe, backpacking, right ?

  Crawl : Munchin' on ch-ch-ch-cheese, a little vino.

• Crawl : Cutting some corn. Cutting some corn. Can I get some butter please?

• Crawl : Hey, hey Becca! Steven Tyler PJs. Steven Tyler PJs.

  Becca : [chuckles] That's great Crawl.

  Travis : Rebecca. Rebecca are you listening?

• Walter : Uhh do you have a screw driver?

  Crawl : Sorry, all out of vodka!

• Crawl : Middle America ripping the fields, oooh.

• Crawl : Your PC got harshed, right, 'cause your system heaps at the wrong parameter.

  Crawl : So l toasted the dated directory, tweaked the P-RAM and reglazed your subroutine.

• Crawl : just give me 5 minutes ok just 5 minutes and if you dont like what i have to say then you can make your phone call.

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Source: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108186/characters/nm0001736

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